(Source: tracksoffire)

nevenavasovic:

Whoooooolock! Doesn’t anyone ever knock? 

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)

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mcdonnelllove:

Danisnotonfire screaming at a bursting balloon

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lucy-vanpelt:

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Super Direction

(Source: malikmeltdown)

FUN FACT

sexdrugsandpokemon:

agayofgays:

genuinelycornflakes:

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

how much do you think that’d go for on ebay

im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.

loki-cat:

keelychu:

i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR

what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!

(Source: likes-boys)

(Source: makeafreakshow)

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

knifeeyes:

(Source: poeticeccentricmagic)

“That still only counts as one!”

(Source: tossme)